Chairman
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Executive comfort, fully delegated.

Chairman

He approves every break before anyone asks.

Chairman, an orange tabby cat lounging in a blue office chair with a phone and a cup of coffee
Chairman reclining in his blue chair at the head of a boardroom table set with coffee

The Daily Agenda

Chairman arrives at noon, claims the blue chair, and opens the meeting with coffee. The phone handles correspondence. The paws handle nothing. Every proposal is considered with closed eyes, then approved if it preserves the afternoon nap. Urgent matters wait beside the saucer. Visitors may speak after the first sip and before the second yawn. The minutes remain brief: sit down, stay calm, refill the cup.

The chair remains occupied.